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  He's His Own Grandpa
 
 
 

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Today I met a guy  I ain't seen since he was twenty three

Told me he married the widow next door who was pretty as could be

Now the widow had a grown up daughter with beautiful hair o' red

And his father fell in love with her and guess what, those two got wed    (also)

 

I ain't sayin' it's right, I'm jus' reportin' the facts

 

Now this made his dad his son-in-law, and that changed his very life

For his daughter became his mother seein' as how she was his father's wife

Now to complicate this complication, even though it brought him joy

My friend soon became the father of a bouncin' baby boy    (bouncin')

 

A boy and a widow. Procreatin'. Now that's community spirit

 

So now that little baby's brother-in-law to my friend's dad

So his own son was his uncle and you know, that made him sad

For if the baby was his uncle, then he knew that made him brother

Of his new wife's grown up daughter who I believe was his stepmother   (what?)

 

He's his own grandpa - He's his own grandpa

He's his own grandpa - Lord have mercy

It sounds funny, I know, but trust me...it's so

He's his own grandpa   (I'm confused)

 

Now his father's wife then had a boy, a grandson to my friend

But also his half brother, and to complicate this end

His wife is still his mother's mother and if you follow that through

It means though she's his lawful wife she's his grandma too    (call the law)

 

He's his own grandpa - He's his own grandpa

He's his own grandpa - Not in the livin' room

It sounds funny, I know, but Lordy...it's so

He's his own grandpa

 

Now grab this you won't believe it

 

Now his grandson is his brother so he's his own grandchild

And if his wife is his grandmother then that really gets him riled

For quite simply he is now the strangest case y'ever saw

Coz as husband of his grandmother, he's his own grandpaw!

 

He's his own grandpa - Should be a law against it

He's his own grandpa - Don't think about it too much

It sounds funny, I know, but I'm darned if it ain't so

He's his own grandpa - I may have to leave soon

He's his own grandpa - I'm feelin' slightly queasy

He's his own grandpa!

 

 

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